Why I’m the Best Thing for Advertising Since Sliced Bread

I made an ad. Yeah, I know. I am allowing each and every one of you a sneak peek into the genius that is me. My artistic ability, coupled with my intense and brilliant advertising strategies will soon make me a household name in the advertising world.

So I want to warn you.

What you are about to see? May change the way you look at the world. It may shake you to your little advertising core. It may cause simultaneous weeping, laughing and jaw-dropping.

I am warning you because I care. About you. About this industry. About being upfront and honest. About being the best I can be. About only showcasing what matters, what really matters, to this world.

I can’t be any more – or any less – than that.

So, please, sit back and be prepared to change your life. Because of me. Because of how awesome and super-cool I am. Because I… am Emma Brooks: Digital Media Enthusiast.

applesauce

Okay, so maybe I just haven’t updated in a while and I’m exhausted. And when I’m exhausted I think I’m funny. But really, you gotta admire the mad Paint skillz I possess. No, sir, as I told you before: I am not for hire. $10,000/hour? No sir, the world is not ready for my skillz. Not yet. Call me in 2 years. We’ll talk.

4 Responses to : Why I’m the Best Thing for Advertising Since Sliced Bread

  1. Little Red says:

    Hahahaha! Nice post!
    Although, I am craving some applesauce now!

  2. Little Red says:

    Hahahaha! Nice post!
    Although, I am craving some applesauce now!

  3. Jenmy says:

    I love apple sauce. I loved it before I saw your ad, but I love it so much more now that I saw your ad.

    Congrats Digital Media Enthusiast!

    I’m eating some right now.

  4. Jenmy says:

    I love apple sauce. I loved it before I saw your ad, but I love it so much more now that I saw your ad.

    Congrats Digital Media Enthusiast!

    I’m eating some right now.

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